when people say “this doesnt fit on my blog but im reblogging it anyway because i have a heart” you saint thank you so much for coming down from your heavenly throne and walking amongst us commoners
me: wow could my thighs get any bigger *sits down*
me: apparently yes
When someone is talking at the movies →
wowfunniestposts: this blog is epic
Friend: Dude, that song is old.
Me: Well, so is your mum, but you still listen to her.
You know what else is more worse than slow... →
thefunniestpost: smokeporch: Hysterical Blog!