2009: I want a boyfriend this year
2010: I want a boyfriend this year
2011: I want a boyfriend this year
2012: i give up
2011 is almost over. Inbox me something you've...
So, since I have no plans for tonight, we should...
coldmanhattan: tw-sm0sh: annacabc: cherimon-and-bowties-are-cool: PARTYING PARTYING YEAH!
me: did it hurt?
me: when you blew through the earth, emerging from hell
The awkward moment when on the other side of the...
Waiter: "Would you like a table?"
Me: "No, not at all. I came here to eat on the floor. Carpet for 5 please."
Reblog if you're spending the last day of 2011 on...
me: hey can i go out with friends
dad: yeah ok have fu-
mum: YOU ARE GOING TO GET RAPED TAKE THIS SWORD YOU WILL PROBABLY NEED IT